Meat Mavens Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

"States of tofu"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Medieval headlines.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Body Building Mishap

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

strong man bends an iron bar

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."