Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Meat Mavens T-Shirts
Gift your meat maven a t-shirt that showcases their love for grilling and meats. Fun, bold, and definitely conversations starters—perfect for casual wear or the next barbecue.
Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.
"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."
"States of tofu"
Muscles
A Punk Rocker Cocoon.
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Man posing on beach as women ignore him.
Medieval headlines.
'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'
Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.
Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.
'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'
'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'
The Cattle show Week.
"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"
"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"
Body Building Mishap
"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."
I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.
"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."
"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."
"Wife and two hernias to support!"
"My biggest strength is probably my quads."
"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"
"I love strong coffee."
'It's the people downstairs again.'
"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
strong man bends an iron bar
Meat Mavens T-Shirts Collection
Meat Mavens Mugs
Explore our collection of meat-themed mugs and find the perfect gift that sizzles with humor and style.
Meat Mavens Pillows
Add some fun to their living space with our meat-themed pillows—comfy, quirky, and full of flavor.
Meat Mavens Prints
Decorate with humor using our meat-inspired prints. Great for kitchens, dining areas, or as a fun gift idea.