Muscle Maven Gifts

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"I've figured out why people laugh at me and not at you."

"My career in weight lifting has become a huge headache."

'Specially formulated to add body.'

Muscles

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Body Builder

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

"I love strong coffee."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

strong man bends an iron bar

Body Building Mishap

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.

"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Ninja bread men"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Myths and legends...

'Gesundheit.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."