Medal Maven Gifts

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'He's a war criminal.'

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'