Mountaineering Maven Gifts

'You're wearing a Nehru jacket? - How long have you BEEN up here?'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Gesundheit.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'The highest court in the land.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"Gesundheit!"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Body Building Mishap

Facial hair continental drift.

Politeness opens doors

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'