Mountaineering Maven Gifts

'You're wearing a Nehru jacket? - How long have you BEEN up here?'

Muscles

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Ninja bread men"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Gesundheit.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Ski lift mobile

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Nature Lovers

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'The highest court in the land.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Facial hair continental drift.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Gesundheit!"

Body Building Mishap

Politeness opens doors

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'