Mountain Maven Gifts

Ski lift mobile

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'That's right, clear off as soon as the going gets tough!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Snow Shoes Line

Echo Point - no yodeling.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Skiers

Skiing

Nature Lovers

Muscles

'Yes, all at once!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

So Far So Good

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Body Building Mishap

Life is ghoul

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.