Moped Maven Gifts

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Ice skater

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Lego Haircut

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Life is ghoul

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I'll make you a deal. You stop chasing me, and I'll show you where they hide the catnip."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Grump Horse and Rider

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

Racing car drivers on their phones.

Skiing

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'

The Monster Under the Bed.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon