Mood Maven Gifts

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

An upset looking bus driver is waiting for passengers to board at a bus stop; the sign above him reads "I'm a little out of sorts today".

Grump Horse and Rider

Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Grumpy --- It's like living in a house full of mood swings!

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Mood of the Day

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Musical genres

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Human Brain

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

Nick Cave

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

The Music Lover.

Post-psychoanalysis

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Leonard Cohen

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'Do you mind if I take the rest of the session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

The violin lesson

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.