Mood Maven T-Shirts

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

An upset looking bus driver is waiting for passengers to board at a bus stop; the sign above him reads "I'm a little out of sorts today".

Grump Horse and Rider

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Mood of the Day

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Human Brain

Musical genres

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Post-psychoanalysis

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Music Lover.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

The violin lesson

Mass Confucian

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

'Do you mind if I take the rest of the session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.