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'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Muscles

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Body Building Mishap

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Secondhard carbs"

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Stunning politeness.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Grump Horse and Rider

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"