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'Bless you.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Gene Therapy

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Back to Work

"Secondhard carbs"

Conformity

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

The Senior Fashionista

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Don't sweat the small stuff

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

In and Outre Tray

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"Did you wipe your feet?"