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'Bless you.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Gene Therapy

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"Secondhard carbs"

Back to Work

Conformity

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

The Senior Fashionista

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Don't sweat the small stuff

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"Did you wipe your feet?"