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"Your table manners are disgusting....Where did you learn to swallow your food without chewing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

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'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

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'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

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'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

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"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

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"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."