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To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Rock and Roll

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Man burning his tie.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Fashion Week"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'