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To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Does anyone have a question?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."