Restraint Rebell Gifts

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

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Wearing bras in 2020.

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

GDPR compliant

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."