Rehab Rebel Gifts

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Sunday.

Sleeping on the Job

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

Addiction Research Centre.

Home Improvement

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."