Rehab Renegade Gifts

'I think my work here is done.'

Jack of all trades

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

A holiday at home

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."