Reverse Renegade Gifts

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Drunken singers in a public house

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Exams

Problem solving centre.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mary Quant.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

TV tie-in book signpost.

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

'I think my work here is done.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"