Rock N' Roll Renegade Gifts

Music Freak.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Rock Climber

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Exams

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Mary Quant.

'I play it to kill time.'

Bill Tilden

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Model Village

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

Learn-to-dance pants.

Different types of band.

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Casting for Heroes series II.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Joe Franklin

Pirate Radio

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'