Rubber Band Renegade Gifts

Different types of band.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Rock Climber

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

The Bland Leading the Bland

Music Freak.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'I play it to kill time.'

Solar Storm Expected!

Mary Quant.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Model Village

Casting for Heroes series II.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

Learn-to-dance pants.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I think my work here is done.'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Joe Franklin

Pirate Radio

Most folks just go with the white.

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."