Workspace Renegade Gifts

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

A holiday at home

Tractor Racing

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Give him his food."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Organized chaos.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"And today Jess will only be joining us via audio."

Music Freak.

Working at Home Half Day

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Exams

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

Complaints (just kidding).

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."