Research Renegade Gifts

'I call it 'Research Paper Lite.' It contains a third fewer facts, but you'd never know it.'

Problem solving centre.

"Boss, some industrial spies have complained because they can't read our handwritten research reports."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Music Freak.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Mary Quant.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Scientists chained to the floor

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

TV tie-in book signpost.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."