Reaction Renegade Gifts

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Complaints (just kidding).

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

TV tie-in book signpost.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'Just what kind of girl do you think I am?'