Receptive Renegade Gifts

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Drunken singers in a public house

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Time's running out for Africa

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Problem solving centre.

Complaints (just kidding).

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

TV tie-in book signpost.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Grim liberty

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Hells singles

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."