Receptive Renegade T-Shirts

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Drunken singers in a public house

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Time's running out for Africa

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Problem solving centre.

Complaints (just kidding).

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Mary Quant.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Grim liberty

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

TV tie-in book signpost.

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Hells singles

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."