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BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Ready for a run!

Time's running out for Africa

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Problem solving centre.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Solar Storm Expected!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Pay back time on the ranch'

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"He shows enormous potential."

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

TV tie-in book signpost.

Grim liberty

"But this is the way we've always done it."

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.