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"Sorry, sire, could it be under another name?"

Hiding the electronics.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Give him his food."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

House hunting is cruel.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Music Freak.

Time's running out for Africa

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Exams

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

The lessor of two evils.

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

'Pay back time on the ranch'

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'