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'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

Recycling Depot: Paper, New Years Resolution, Glass.

'And now, what am I bid for Fred Smith's 2010 New Year's barely used resolutions?'

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

'So have you broken any new year's resolutions yet, Burl?'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"New Year's resolutions? Yes, I did some and I made them. That was 1996. I'e been here ever since."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Hiding the electronics.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I hate this time of year."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

Exams

Problem solving centre.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'I'm graphing the likelihood of me keeping this New Year's resolutions based on all of my previous resolutions. It doesn't look good for me.'