Research Renegade T-Shirts

'I call it 'Research Paper Lite.' It contains a third fewer facts, but you'd never know it.'

Problem solving centre.

"Boss, some industrial spies have complained because they can't read our handwritten research reports."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

Music Freak.

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Exams

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

Scientists chained to the floor

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

TV tie-in book signpost.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

Pirate Radio

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'