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'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'More hair than brains.'

Daisy Diaper Service

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Time's running out for Africa

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Grim liberty

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

Shouting.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

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