Rebellious Ringleader T-Shirts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Banksy

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

'Never was a team player.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

'There will be no underground in this house.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'

"Some-free pubs and anti-alcohol ads are just tokenism. Let's outlaw people having a good time!"

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'