Rebellious Ringleader Gifts

"I can't decide what not to wear today."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

The serious corporation

Banksy

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"I've got a pulse!"

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Poetry Knight

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Never was a team player.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'There will be no underground in this house.'

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

"Some-free pubs and anti-alcohol ads are just tokenism. Let's outlaw people having a good time!"

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

Quadruple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. Doctors schmoctors. What do those ivy league elitists know? Pardon? If I think caffeine's exactly what I need, who are they to tell me otherwise? They're your doctors. How condescending of these arrogant "doctors" to think they know more than I do about my own bone strength and blood pressure. This is Donald Trump's America. Where the homespun beliefs of the common man trump the knowledge of specialists. Make my coffee

Van Morrison starts legal battle with N Irish Govt. over blanket ban on live music

'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'