Rivalry Ringleader Gifts

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'The grudge match.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"I still hate you."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Poetry Knight