Rivalry Follower Gifts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"Just being proactive."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.