Rivalry Lover Gifts

The Chicken and the Egg

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"Mets or Yankees?"

'Looks like we're going to have to settle this by having a fish-off.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Sooner or later one of them will have to give in."

'Hey, Al, my livewell is full can I use yours?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Formula One car models

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Baseball Angels