Rivalry Lover Gifts

The Chicken and the Egg

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"Mets or Yankees?"

'Looks like we're going to have to settle this by having a fish-off.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Sooner or later one of them will have to give in."

'Hey, Al, my livewell is full can I use yours?'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'