Comedic Rivalry Lover Gifts

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

On the start position

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

The Club Singles Duel.

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

The Chicken and the Egg

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

'Sunnyside down.'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

'Looks like we're going to have to settle this by having a fish-off.'

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

"You never laugh at my jokes."

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

"Looks like someone is moving in on Bobby's Girl."