Comedic Confrontation Lover Gifts

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Loggerheads

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Blower wars.

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Two men arguing on a train journey

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

Eye of Providence in a bank's security cameras.

Argentea Vulgaris

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

Man begging getting pelted with coins.

"I'm gonna stomp all over your face."

"Gee whizz, Mr. Curtis, a million dollars isn't old!"

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'