Comedic Contrast Lover Gifts

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Man begging getting pelted with coins.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"We have a favor to ask."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Is there anybody there?"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'And, if elected, I promise to reach across the aisle, if you know what I mean...'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Snail Air Balloon

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint