Lover Of Contrasts Gifts

"Ron, look, a rainbow!"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Isolated Shower

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Your place or mine?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Zorro does algebra.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Mummy with a mobile.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Snail Air Balloon

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."