Fans Of Contrast Gifts

Snail Air Balloon

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Nice haircut."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"We have a favor to ask."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Zorro does algebra.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Big dog little man.

Radical Think Tank

Cow at night.

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Mummy with a mobile.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."