Fan Of Contrasts Gifts

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Nice haircut."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The Formal Street Artist

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Zorro does algebra.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Mummy with a mobile.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

Snail Air Balloon

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

An Oarsman

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III