Curious About Contrasts Gifts

Mummy with a mobile.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Zorro does algebra.

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Snail Air Balloon

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

Isolated Shower

"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"