Curious About Contrasts T-Shirts

Mummy with a mobile.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Nice haircut."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Zorro does algebra.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Snail Air Balloon

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"No Chateau Lafite '62? Guess I'll have a brewskie."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.

Isolated Shower

'I'm not camping out for any event . I live here.'

'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'