Appreciator Of Contrasts T-Shirts

Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Fly Mimes.

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

Zorro does algebra.

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

Castle with parking lot.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Radical Think Tank

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Mummy with a mobile.

Big dog little man.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Snail Air Balloon

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead