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The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I hate it when we fight."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Well this is awkward.'

"We have a favor to ask."

The Formal Street Artist

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

The Hole that Divides

Castle with parking lot.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'You are a credit to the human race, Yardsley. Unfortunately, you're a liability to this firm.'

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Radical Think Tank

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Cow at night.

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

Angel/Devil.

Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'

"Tom puts the rigor in rigor mortis."