Contrast Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

"Bag of whisper or sackful of shriek?"

The Formal Street Artist

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

Shadow Artist

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

The Hole that Divides

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Cow at night.

Big dog little man.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead