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Who's Who / Who Cares Who's Who

"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Nice haircut."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

The Hole that Divides

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

Cow at night.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Bad vibes next 3 miles.