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'Really Barthok? That's very demonic of you.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

Closet.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Shadow Artist

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Radical Think Tank

Big dog little man.

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Mummy with a mobile.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Snail Air Balloon

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead