Beauty Contrast Enthusiast Gifts

If these are people, what are those things I see walking along the streets of Newark, New Jersey every day? People.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Closet.

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Big dog little man.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

Cow at night.

Radical Think Tank

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Mummy with a mobile.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Snail Air Balloon