Comedic Contrast Lover Prints

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Man begging getting pelted with coins.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"We have a favor to ask."

The Formal Street Artist

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Is there anybody there?"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Snail Air Balloon

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."